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Hey look, a railroad.
Reminds me of how you game.
That's a gamer burn.

You would think that burns.
But I have friends to game with.
Nice hairy palms, sir.

you know what else burns?
Why don't you ask your doctor?
He can give you cream.

Ohhh Vagina Joke
Bet you feel really big now.
Don't lie to yourself.

Don't flatter yourself
You don't make me feel that big
That's what pron is for

It would take more than pron to make you big.
Look to science to enhance.

Hey! That's breaking format! You lose 5 haiku points!

At least I don't fit in a box like you do.
Such a good click monkey.

I like my clicks thanks,
My box is nice and cozy,
That's not a sex joke.

You made it a joke
By claiming that it wasn't
I know too much now